5 reasons why Anons gotta pick me fr

Top-5 reasons

1. I learn code fast af. Yesterday I thought CSS = "Cool Super Stuff", today I can animate stuff smoother than my WiFi lol.
2. I got that 404 brain. Errors? Wdym, errors = puzzles. Google + me = unstoppable duo.
3. Stealth lvl 100. I can blend into any chat: memes, serious talks, even random sus convos. (yes, I also vibe with memes, duh).
4. Creative juice unlocked. Need logo, random tweet, or goofy notif text? bet. (also water-aesthetic max, looks fire).
5. I don’t panic. While everyone screaming "help bug!!!", I just sip tea, go dark mode, and fix it step by step no cap.

(plus, proof: got snake game + stickers here lol)

Extra sauce

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